Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.

Alan Partridge
Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that...
Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that...
Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that...
Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that...
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Everyone has a face that they would rather not see, a face they glimpse in a mirror and wish they could just disappear. Some people have a face that looks really shit. You can tell from the look on their faces that they would rather be anywhere else than standing there looking at themselves.

Source: I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan

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